This sketch from The Daily Show is simultaneously hilarious and disturbing. Building on the recent scandal at James Madison University, Jessica Williams and Jordan Klepper give campus safety tips to young men and women attending college and the differences couldn't be more stark.
Jordan: And here's the big one guys: Don't pass out on the couch. Someone might draw a dick on your face.
Jessica: Do not pass out on the couch, ladies. Someone will put their dick on your face at a minimum.